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Description Surprise Granny today - fart before she does with Fart-o-Matic, your 21st century whoopee cushion. Pick random farts, delayed farts and even control the farts remotely from the Internet. Farting has never been so fun! Objectives Features include: WMD - Weapons of Mass Destruction - deploy your farts within seconds for maximum comedy value (much less than 45 minutes) - you can fart till the cows come home Time Delay - Need to delay the toxic release this is the feature for you - delay for up to 999 secondsfor maximum farting fun Random Play - Perhaps you need to add a sparkle to your day, a random Fart keeps the doctor away. Remote Control - now you are able to remotely control your Fart-o-Matic phone via another internet enabled phone or via the internet. This great feature makes releasing the bomb carriage a global option! Instructions Directional keys to navigate
